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[challenge entry] similar but different... charlie factory

From the Roald Dahl challenge. See all 40 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:14, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:27, archived)
# he chops it up using a golden ticket you know.
and his little friend is an umpa lumpa, they're basically the same film.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:29, archived)
# you wan me to believe augustas galoop was a stoolie because sosa says so
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:35, archived)
# hey man ima jus sayin what i heard yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:36, archived)
# i aint off no banana boat on a chocolate river.. ju go me confuse wit someone else
i a political rufugee
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:39, archived)
# ju know a little bit about coco?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:41, archived)
#
Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, fucking, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50.
You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it,
and you're eating this fuckin' shit, looking like these rich fucking mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a
fuckin' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude,
and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted,
I can't even have a fuckin' little baby with her! But enough about me, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:44, archived)
# my fav in the whole move
manny look at the pelican fly.. cmon pelican
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:53, archived)
# he REALLY wanted that pelican to fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 10:57, archived)
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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 12:52, archived)
# soup
With herbs, young fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 20 Sep 2016, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] say hello to my little friend
(ozof, Wed 21 Sep 2016, 0:09, archived)