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[challenge entry] 'We finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you. God damn you all to hell.'

From the Donald Trump challenge. See all 89 entries (closed)

(, Tue 1 Nov 2016, 22:16, archived)
# Welcome to beeter. Pull a kitten, chop up a share etc.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2016, 22:44, archived)
# It's scary cause it's true
Also top shoppage.
(, Tue 1 Nov 2016, 23:26, archived)
# FFS Don't give him ideas.
Welcome to B3ta.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 3:12, archived)
# Well, this proposal won’t solve inceldom but it will reduce the incel suffering and alleviate the symptoms of inceldom.
Many people criticize the solutions to inceldom we incels come up with because of human rights and bodily autonomy. I tried to come up with a solution that won’t infringe these things. A victimless band-aid solution that is probable. Incels should be employed in farms and should have intercourse with the farm animals. This way normies would get what they deserve for dooming us into inceldom. They would have to eat cum animals with incel seed in them or quit using farm products until the problem of inceldom is resolved. The ultimate humiliation. This way the incel suffering would be alleviated a little bit. Incels having intercourse with farm animals would be a good solution until a permanent solution for inceldom is implemented.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 6:44, archived)
# Is 'incel' still the politically correct replacement for 'loser creep from the quote-man-unquote-osphere'?
If so I already thought of a permanent solution. Quid each for some scissors and superglue up the pound shop, and if we're going to be fancy maybe a tenner for a flagon of IPA. Oh and a big jar of lollipops for the brave little soldiers.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 7:15, archived)
# "involuntary celibacy" apparently
I've been learning the lingo, apparently "KHV" is "Kissless Handholdless Virgin".
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:27, archived)
# Aye, it's a dire tongue.
Each generation invents its own form of failure, and ways to blame it on others.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:51, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta! Nice work.
It will probably get into the next newsletter. Due out 2019 at this rate.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 7:56, archived)
# nicely
welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave *



* you may leave
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 9:27, archived)
# Good stuff. NOW STICK AROUND, DAMN IT.
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 20:15, archived)
# *applies glue*
(, Wed 2 Nov 2016, 22:22, archived)