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[challenge entry] disrespect where it's due
 

From the Fake Ads 2 challenge. See all 29 entries (closed)

(ozof, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 8:47, archived)
# Apple Tart
(gijoel, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 9:12, archived)
# iTart™
:)
(ozof, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 10:30, archived)
# uTart™.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 17:49, archived)
# PipGirl™
(ozof, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 21:46, archived)
# YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO "WE-ALL-TART™", DAMMIT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 22:35, archived)
# *shamed*
(ozof, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 23:13, archived)
# Get thee hence. To your bedroom and no tea for the next month.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 23:33, archived)
# I'd turnover her apple
ifyerknowadimean
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 19:35, archived)
# I'd stuff her strudel
ifyerknowadimean
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 19:56, archived)
# I'd like to cover her baps in cream. Is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 23:33, archived)
# I'd cinnamon roast her apple with my hot butterscotch sauce
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 9:10, archived)
# I'd fuck her
thatswhatshesaid
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 17 Jan 2017, 1:17, archived)
# Must. Look. At. The. Words.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 15 Jan 2017, 18:47, archived)
# siri... enhance lower right quadrant...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 18:50, archived)
# Any of the words.
{8-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 15 Jan 2017, 20:33, archived)
# Core!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 19:57, archived)
# Well, this is certainly better than the Saturday thread.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Jan 2017, 22:43, archived)
#
I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever and a chill
I came to help restore your pluck, Cos i'm the nurse that likes to...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 9:32, archived)
# spread contagious viruses around everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 9:35, archived)
# brilliant, thanks.
I can fill in the card now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Woah, an apple a day! Have a new logo, plus an Apple icon for you hipsters out there
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 12:44, archived)
# Cute! It's like a smaller bit taken out of the bigger bite.
*shares with family on social media*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 14:05, archived)
# love this! :D
(ozof, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 19:41, archived)
# Also, also, also...
Is this a play on the observation that the only thing more intuitive than an iAything is a nipple?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 Jan 2017, 19:53, archived)