Wooden Allen
'Yes, I have wood.'

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LS18,
Sun 14 May 2017, 11:41,
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cut him open and count his ring
pieces
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rob,
Sun 14 May 2017, 13:28,
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Can anyone count that high?
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LS18,
Sun 14 May 2017, 13:31,
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I won't tell you how old he is
But you will know how old he was when he died
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 14 May 2017, 16:45,
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"Yes, I have wood."
for small children
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gijoel,
Sun 14 May 2017, 13:53,
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Yes, he "would" (has, will, does, etc.)
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LS18,
Sun 14 May 2017, 14:07,
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i hate that cunt
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 14 May 2017, 14:37,
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Keith Harris' rejected catchphrase #354.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 14 May 2017, 19:09,
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WOODY!
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Q4nobody,
Mon 15 May 2017, 11:21,
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You've captured the spirit of wood, indeed
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LS18,
Mon 15 May 2017, 20:40,
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