Ha ha ha!He usually pays Russian prostitutes to do this sort of thing.
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 May 2017, 15:40,
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"I even have to piss on myself myself now""Being President is the worst"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 22 May 2017, 15:52,
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Ha ha!At least he seems to have a healthy prostate, no mean feat when you're 70.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 May 2017, 16:03,
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And then I went to the Western Wall and let me tell you,it was the most beautiful piece of urinal cake that you've ever seen.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Mon 22 May 2017, 16:07,
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Still pine fresh after all these years!The amazing thing about this tour is he hasn't done anything to insult anyone yet. Maybe he's saving it up for the pope.
( Smallbrainfield,
Mon 22 May 2017, 16:12,
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