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# When you've gotta go, you've gotta go..


... especially at his age ...
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:24, archived)
# let the wailing begin
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# NO NO NO!
WE SAID MIDDLE EAST PEACE YOU MORON!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# Haha
"I have a Piss Plan. The best Piss Plan. The greatest Piss Plan you've ever seen.

Wait, what?"
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:36, archived)
# It is apparently a Peach Plan
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 2:09, archived)
# You didn't say "fondle a crack with your fingers?"
*man, did I mishear or something*
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He usually pays Russian prostitutes to do this sort of thing.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:40, archived)
# "I even have to piss on myself myself now"
"Being President is the worst"
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:52, archived)
# Ha ha!
At least he seems to have a healthy prostate, no mean feat when you're 70.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:03, archived)
# And then I went to the Western Wall and let me tell you,
it was the most beautiful piece of urinal cake that you've ever seen.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:07, archived)
# Still pine fresh after all these years!
The amazing thing about this tour is he hasn't done anything to insult anyone yet. Maybe he's saving it up for the pope.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
#
mean feat wet feet
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
# not enough brains to fill a yarmulke
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:55, archived)
# But whoever planned this trip is a total genius.
Trump is guaranteed to insult all 3 religions at some point, so each religion gets insulted once but they get to see the other two religions insulted. That's a net gain in religious insult terms for all of them.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:04, archived)
# i hope one of them issues a fatwah against him
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:15, archived)
# win/win/win
So much winning we'll get tired of winning
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:43, archived)
# Laugh all you want, but them Israelis haven't had a single Mexican jump over that wall.
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:11, archived)
# LOL
Yeah, he has wall-envy...
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:15, archived)
# I bet this appears on Snopes.
Woo!
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:31, archived)
# That would be great!
Let me know if it happens
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 17:37, archived)
# Hey! Find a phone box or somewhere.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:42, archived)