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# When you've gotta go, you've gotta go..


... especially at his age ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:24, archived)
# let the wailing begin
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# NO NO NO!
WE SAID MIDDLE EAST PEACE YOU MORON!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# Haha
"I have a Piss Plan. The best Piss Plan. The greatest Piss Plan you've ever seen.

Wait, what?"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:36, archived)
# It is apparently a Peach Plan
twitter.com/Levitt_Matt/status/866669447133761536/photo/1
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 May 2017, 2:09, archived)
# You didn't say "fondle a crack with your fingers?"
*man, did I mishear or something*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He usually pays Russian prostitutes to do this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:40, archived)
# "I even have to piss on myself myself now"
"Being President is the worst"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:52, archived)
# Ha ha!
At least he seems to have a healthy prostate, no mean feat when you're 70.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:03, archived)
# And then I went to the Western Wall and let me tell you,
it was the most beautiful piece of urinal cake that you've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:07, archived)
# Still pine fresh after all these years!
The amazing thing about this tour is he hasn't done anything to insult anyone yet. Maybe he's saving it up for the pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
#
mean feat wet feet
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
# not enough brains to fill a yarmulke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:55, archived)
# But whoever planned this trip is a total genius.
Trump is guaranteed to insult all 3 religions at some point, so each religion gets insulted once but they get to see the other two religions insulted. That's a net gain in religious insult terms for all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:04, archived)
# i hope one of them issues a fatwah against him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:15, archived)
# win/win/win
So much winning we'll get tired of winning
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2017, 20:43, archived)
# Laugh all you want, but them Israelis haven't had a single Mexican jump over that wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:11, archived)
# LOL
Yeah, he has wall-envy...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:15, archived)
# I bet this appears on Snopes.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:31, archived)
# That would be great!
Let me know if it happens
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 May 2017, 17:37, archived)
# Hey! Find a phone box or somewhere.

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