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# There are people on the twitter arguing that the reactions of people in this film
and Prometheus are in some way realistic.

Yes, losing your shit when some nasty beastie jumps out and pulls your head off is realistic, but so is following basic safety protocols. None of this would have happened if you weren't idiots.

The moment the guy took his helmet off in Prometheus I wanted to punch my own head. It went downhill from there. Beautiful film, populated by idiots.

Still haven't seen Covenant. Is it worth a punt?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 22 May 2017, 15:46, archived)
# I didn't see the aliens washing their hands after all the murder
so they're just as bad, hope they get a mouth ulcer.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:00, archived)
# This makes senses. Aliens seem to drip stuff everywhere.
I can only assume they all have colds. Probably explains their shitty behaviour too. Nobody is in their best mood when they have a cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:06, archived)
# Saw it on Friday, it's good, but the story fucks up the plot of AvP.
Edit: and a bit of Predator 2 come to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:07, archived)
# Awww no :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:10, archived)
# I am one of those people that quite likes AvP
So this saddens me a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:23, archived)
# Same. Liked Covenant but then woke up the morning after all "Hey... wait a minute!"
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:29, archived)
# Shit, I was joking
but you guys are obviously really into this, so...

...backs away slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:33, archived)
# There's no use backing away. All the exits are locked.
Now put the costume on.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:54, archived)
# Don't forget the helmet
Don't want him passing out halfway through like the last one.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 22 May 2017, 17:19, archived)
# One of the reviews I read called it a Best of Alien compilation which is about right
Plenty of beasties, a bit hommagey, people explode gorily. It's what you would expect.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 22 May 2017, 16:18, archived)
# With you on this, I'm still angry about Prometheus.
So much could have been more realistic/credible.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 23 May 2017, 1:52, archived)