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# Merry fast christmas to all of you!!!
Hey b3ta folks,

I wish you merry fast christmas with lots of speedcore music!!!!!!!








Well, I hope that you´ll enjoy the christmas time with your families, just calm down and listen to my speedcore tunes.... that's the best way to celebrate this wonderful period of the year.

I love you all... and never forget:

SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE

Hugs & 500 BPM to you all,
DJ Hetz Hudson
(DJ Hetz Hudson, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:16, archived)
# In the spirit of the season,
shove your spacky bullshit up your arse.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:28, archived)
# Yeah....I'm not into it...
...would not subscribe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:38, archived)
# In all seriousness...I realized that we are all just dumb computer programs who can't see past their own little programmed worlds and thoughts. Very little has changed for centuries. Man still has the basic need for food, drink, music, shelter, games,...
drink music shelter games...
...and naked ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:53, archived)
# +shit memes
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:58, archived)
# FUCKLIFT
/ac
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 24 Dec 2018, 22:11, archived)
# Where the naked ladies at?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:13, archived)
# In my bed! o/\o
Ha Ha Ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:31, archived)
# Ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:58, archived)
# I now have eye cancer, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:51, archived)
# (thread saved)

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:12, archived)
# Thank the baby Jesus
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:17, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:38, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
⚐
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:56, archived)
# O_O
White Flag!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:30, archived)
# oh my fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:57, archived)
# NOW it's Christmas!
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 24 Dec 2018, 16:59, archived)
# Now it's over.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 17:41, archived)
# \o/

I wish I could see this though. Eye cancer, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:14, archived)
# *pities*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:40, archived)
# *assaults*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:46, archived)
# *monopolizes*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 18:40, archived)
#
⚑
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:52, archived)
# Too soon :(
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:53, archived)
# I hope, this one....
is better for your speedcore christmas experience:


(DJ Hetz Hudson, Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:54, archived)
# b3ta in 2018:
My main account was banned because I made up a series of cringeworthy puns for the I'm sorry I've written a joke QOTW - which, regardless of their quality and quantity, were at least original jokes (unlike many of the winning submissions for said QOTW) - and this spamming troll is free to rock up whenever he feels like and advertise his mobile disco services.

It's this sort of fostering of b3ta's contributors which will keep the site going from strength to strength for years to come.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 24 Dec 2018, 22:26, archived)
# Do you have any Christian speedcore?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 2:20, archived)
# Yes, my favorite christmas song is:
L

oud night, speedcore night
All is fast, all is bright
'Round yon virgin Mother and Child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Dance in heavenly peace
Dance in heavenly peace
Loud night, speedcore night!
Shepherds quake at the sight!
Glories stream from heaven afar;
Heavenly hosts sing Speeeedcoooorre!
Christ the Savior is born!
Christ the Savior is born!
Christ the Savior is born!
Loud night, speedcore night




Turn the volume up to 140 dB and set the speed onto 500 BPM!!!!


SPEEDCORE - THE FAST WAY OF LIFE!!!
(DJ Hetz Hudson, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 11:51, archived)
# Dave!?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 25 Dec 2018, 6:11, archived)