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Uri Geller caused the leak!
twitter.com/TheUriGeller/status/1113835454112194560
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🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇
, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:38,
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A few people there asking why he doesn't use his undoubtedly genuine powers to stop plane crashes and that sort of thing.
PERHAPS HE CAN'T BE FUCKING ARSED, DID YOU THINK OF THAT?
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mofaha
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, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:52,
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It's only Uri Geller's mind powers keeping planes in the sky
You can't blame him for dropping a couple when he's busy having a wank or a difficult shit
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HappyToast
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, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 19:57,
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