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# Shit jokes I've just written based on the 'misunderstand idiomatic phrase' format


I wouldn't normally post this here but we're fixing the image upload code and I needed something to test it with, so I've screengrabbed what I happened to be doodling at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 13:38, archived)
# Hello new person.
Please read the FAQ
Shit jokes go here

If you need anything else just gaz mongychops
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 13:48, archived)
# I gazzed him and he replied, saying terrible things about my mother! 2/5
b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 16:54, archived)
# rob accidentally banned himself from qotw
(97800, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 19:32, archived)
# post skanks, also skunks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:28, archived)
# couriers hate her!
(97800, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 20:52, archived)
# These things happen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jul 2019, 0:08, archived)
# Arf!
You may already know this:

My Images, 'Search in filename:' seems to not do its thing.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 14:14, archived)
# EDIT: it works now, bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 16:44, archived)
# exactly
that's what we were testing - thanks Sn0tters
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 17:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 18:17, archived)
#

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 18:37, archived)
# Would/wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 14:29, archived)
# You lie
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 15:19, archived)
# Well the first one's too long, but the rest should fit nicely in christmas crackers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 18:48, archived)
# don't be silly, rob already banned Christmas.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:17, archived)
# QotW: I'm Sorry I've Banned A Traditional Celebration
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 Jul 2019, 22:31, archived)
# how long am i banned from qotw?
still don't know why I'm banned in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 9 Jul 2019, 18:20, archived)