Sad to see my Monday morning invention of an alarm clock with a remote teddy bear you squeeze to snooze the alarm has already been invented
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Invent one where you have to tear it to pieces to shut it up. Put real guts inside. Seriously.
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Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:36,
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Could get messy if the cat's in bed with me and I grab the wrong thing
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Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:41,
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Imagine my dispair upon discovering there was already a James Brown alarm clock that went "Heeey, get on upa!"
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Thu 15 Aug 2019, 21:43,
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That would be a great alarm to announce the start of sexy time
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Thu 15 Aug 2019, 21:44,
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