Sad to see my Monday morning invention of an alarm clock with a remote teddy bear you squeeze to snooze the alarm has already been invented
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:13,
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Invent one where you have to tear it to pieces to shut it up. Put real guts inside. Seriously.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:36,
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Could get messy if the cat's in bed with me and I grab the wrong thing
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:41,
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:( abandon development
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:57,
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Yiff in hell, etc
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97800,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 18:13,
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heated wiper blades are the investment of the day
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:50,
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Oh
genius
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:51,
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Imagine my dispair upon discovering there was already a James Brown alarm clock that went "Heeey, get on upa!"
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 21:43,
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That would be a great alarm to announce the start of sexy time
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OhGodForgiveMe,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 21:44,
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Self-lighting cigarettes were the pub invention of the evening here...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:23,
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After further research, they've been invented numerous times over the last century,
with the same, probably predictable results: lots of broken fags and no-one likes huffing phosphorus...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 18 Aug 2019, 20:14,
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