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# Sad to see my Monday morning invention of an alarm clock with a remote teddy bear you squeeze to snooze the alarm has already been invented
(, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:13, archived)
# Invent one where you have to tear it to pieces to shut it up. Put real guts inside. Seriously.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:36, archived)
# Could get messy if the cat's in bed with me and I grab the wrong thing
(, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:41, archived)
# :( abandon development
(, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:57, archived)
# Yiff in hell, etc
(, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 18:13, archived)
# heated wiper blades are the investment of the day
(, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:50, archived)
# Oh
genius
(, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 16:51, archived)
# Imagine my dispair upon discovering there was already a James Brown alarm clock that went "Heeey, get on upa!"
(, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 21:43, archived)
# That would be a great alarm to announce the start of sexy time
(, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 21:44, archived)
# Festive, if not dignified.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 0:30, archived)
# Self-lighting cigarettes were the pub invention of the evening here...
(, Thu 15 Aug 2019, 22:23, archived)
# I am nearly 100% sure I have seen those before
(, Fri 16 Aug 2019, 0:31, archived)
# After further research, they've been invented numerous times over the last century,
with the same, probably predictable results: lots of broken fags and no-one likes huffing phosphorus...
(, Sun 18 Aug 2019, 20:14, archived)