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# He ran head-on into a tree.
It was pure comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 5 Jan 2020, 19:40, archived)
# My wife's Aunt worked for the forestry department at the time
She had to mark that tree to be removed (think it's like dogs - once they get a taste for human blood...)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sun 5 Jan 2020, 19:54, archived)
# We need a war on trees before they get out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 5 Jan 2020, 19:56, archived)
# Don't axe for things you can't have.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 0:00, archived)
# They're opening a new branch soon
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 0:20, archived)
# I'm rooting for them.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 0:52, archived)
# If I were you I would hedge my bets
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 1:55, archived)
# Yeah....I should leave it alone.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 2:37, archived)
# You don't want to get left out on a limb
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 3:38, archived)
# Knot this time, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 3:49, archived)
# I am stumped trying to think of more puns
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 4:16, archived)
# Arboring way to spend an evening.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 11:57, archived)
# thought you would have twigged that earlier
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 18:45, archived)
# I wood have....if I thought of it earlier :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 0:30, archived)
# I too wish I saw this coming sooner
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 2:52, archived)
# You always go against the grain.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Jan 2020, 11:45, archived)
# I bet that tree's not laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 0:58, archived)
# It could be a chair by now.
Why did it have to die? I forgave it for its sins.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 1:00, archived)
# I just found out, it's now a meat tenderizer with impressive knurling.
All's well that ends well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 1:13, archived)
# This is the happiest day of my life.
The legacy lives on. It began its career tenderizing.
Who knows, there could even be a baseball bat in its future.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 1:19, archived)
# Ha Ha...XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Jan 2020, 2:38, archived)