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[challenge entry] Philosophical thought experiments of the coronavirus era


Of the 140k people who sent Captain Tom a card how many have checked on a neighbour recently?

And remember, smashing pots and pans shows you care mostest.

From the Coronavirus challenge. See all 281 entries (open)

(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 9:24, archived)
# You appear to have confused "looking out for people who live nearby" with "showing your appreciation for the NHS and care workers".
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:20, archived)
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No I haven't, I see a clear distinction. activities that actually matter vs activities that allow you to demonstrate your compassion or because you're bored.

You know how to appreciate it? Go join a protest when your local hospital is threatened with closure. Go to your local workers in the good and times and see you can support them. Shout out your windows not to buy the Sun when they lead with the headline saying doctors should be fired.

Importantly: don't mix with your neighbours and invite your family over to visit in a lockdown, then go smashing pots and pans as you want to show how much you care. You don't.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:27, archived)
# Shouting out of your windows not to buy The Sun shows you care mostest.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:40, archived)
# I care so much I spend most of my day tutting at people who aren't as good at lockdown as me
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 10:55, archived)
# Well I'm better than all of you, not only have I changed my facebook profile picture to include a frame that says "Stay at home, protect the NHS, save live's"
but I've also sent half a dozen PMs to the creator of it telling him how to use apostrophes properly.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:27, archived)
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apostrophe's
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:53, archived)
# 'apostrophes
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 14:47, archived)
# apostrophes'
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 21:15, archived)
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apostrophes's
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 22:39, archived)
# A'p'o's't'r'o'p'h'e's
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 22:50, archived)
# '''''''''''
(, Fri 1 May 2020, 3:06, archived)
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You sir are a hero.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:56, archived)
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Tonight there was no clap in my road as it was raining.

It's times like this it's glorious to judge these fuckwits.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 22:40, archived)
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(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 11:08, archived)
# The correct response.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 12:26, archived)
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Quite rough toilet roll
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:54, archived)
# You can buy the Sun ?
it's been privatised.
In Scotland, we have long suspected this...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 12:27, archived)
# The old woman's head is in the wrong place. The old woman's head. It's in the wrong place.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 17:50, archived)
# Neck sounds great
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 18:35, archived)
# WITCH!!! O/
(, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 21:13, archived)