It was fifteen years ago todayThat Beyonce taught her band to play 'Check On It'. That was the song that was popular fifteen years ago. No, me neither.
Also I created a b3ta account and, over the years, posted the occasional poorly-executed drawing. It's what people liked back then. These days people prefer if you get someone else's photograph, write some text on it and call it a meme (pronounced me me).
What was the world like fifteen years ago?
* Netflix only streamed in 720p.
* Tony Blairs was the first man in Britain to ride a Segway.
* WAP was replaced by 2G because people thought it sounded racist.
* China didn't yet exist.
* There were only three types of food.
In order to celebrate a decade and a half of me making b3ta what it is today (sorry about that), I've drawn a brand new thing for y'all to enjoy.
Enjoy!
You can also enjoy my personal selection of things-I-posted by using your blank, emotionless faces to look at this website.
Here are my predictions for fifteen years from now:
* All video will be filmed in 'longscreen' portrait mode. Cinemas will be rebuilt with vertical screens. The IMAX cinema will be one of the tallest structures in the UK.
* The new iPhone's display will emit in ultraviolet and onwards. People complaining they're unable to see the display will be told that they're perceiving the electromagnetic spectrum wrong.
* Humans will finally be able to purchase a PS5 before scalpbots slurp up the stock.
* In America the MAGA party will win the election with their presidential nominee - Trump's stuffed, embalmed corpse.
* We'll all live on the moon.
(Also I created a b3ta account and, over the years, posted the occasional poorly-executed drawing. It's what people liked back then. These days people prefer if you get someone else's photograph, write some text on it and call it a meme (pronounced me me).
What was the world like fifteen years ago?
* Netflix only streamed in 720p.
* Tony Blairs was the first man in Britain to ride a Segway.
* WAP was replaced by 2G because people thought it sounded racist.
* China didn't yet exist.
* There were only three types of food.
In order to celebrate a decade and a half of me making b3ta what it is today (sorry about that), I've drawn a brand new thing for y'all to enjoy.
Enjoy!
You can also enjoy my personal selection of things-I-posted by using your blank, emotionless faces to look at this website.
Here are my predictions for fifteen years from now:
* All video will be filmed in 'longscreen' portrait mode. Cinemas will be rebuilt with vertical screens. The IMAX cinema will be one of the tallest structures in the UK.
* The new iPhone's display will emit in ultraviolet and onwards. People complaining they're unable to see the display will be told that they're perceiving the electromagnetic spectrum wrong.
* Humans will finally be able to purchase a PS5 before scalpbots slurp up the stock.
* In America the MAGA party will win the election with their presidential nominee - Trump's stuffed, embalmed corpse.
* We'll all live on the moon.
wheelybird mreee!,
Sat 30 Jan 2021, 11:55,
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PS5? By 2036 we'll be spending all our time in VRand the work-leisure boundary will be so blurred we'll probably be getting paid in food injections, in exchange for liking posts, or something.
That Black Mirror where you get forced to watch adverts, etc.
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Sat 30 Jan 2021, 12:16,
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That Black Mirror where you get forced to watch adverts, etc.
well deserved! have some cake wit that.
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Sat 30 Jan 2021, 14:29,
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