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# a sidenote
A friend of mine recently bought a puppy... put it to bed in their laundry room. The next morning it'd gone. All they found was a leg lying on the patio, and a fat looking neighbours cat. Nearly £3000 for less than 24 hours. You have no idea how hard it was not to laugh..
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 12:02, archived)
# Epic Lurkage

(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 12:06, archived)
# Seams reasonable
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 13:34, archived)
# You asked for it
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 13:40, archived)
# pretty sure a cat couldn't eat a dog's skull
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 13:46, archived)
# they roll them away as a treat for the crows and magpies
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:24, archived)
# they're good like that
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:28, archived)
# ...and the dung beetles?
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 18:33, archived)
# yeah, them too
it's all the intelligent animals exploiting the stupid dogs
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:03, archived)
# It looks like you’re telling a lie, would you like some help with that?
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:25, archived)
# Mofaha: the 'clippy' of b3ta
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:33, archived)
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(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:53, archived)
# Keming 97
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:56, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 15:02, archived)
# this was before the site came to popularity
and rebranded with the simpler "b3ta"
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 18:37, archived)
# To appeal to all the cool young people with their short attention spans and tweeterbook limits
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:04, archived)
# Give Pedro a dick!
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:49, archived)
# He’s all full of Barbie right now
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 22:23, archived)
# Haha, how dare you!
EDIT: Here, I want you to see one of the most horrendous things I've ever done

(, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 0:22, archived)
# Another sturdy-legged lass!
(, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 1:04, archived)
# Yup, just needs the pick and backpack
(, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 7:07, archived)
# Compo it
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 14:40, archived)
# You don't sound like a very nice friend
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 18:10, archived)
# Perhaps he meant fiend
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:46, archived)
# YOU CAN'T SAY 'GORDON'
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:51, archived)
# Only one person is allowed to say gordon, and that is gordon
(, Sun 21 Mar 2021, 19:54, archived)
# So are you Gordon then?
(, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 1:05, archived)
# Non gordons are okay to type it
(, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 13:11, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 22 Mar 2021, 10:41, archived)