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[challenge entry] Under new government rules you're to be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc

From the If famous dead people were alive today challenge. See all 49 entries (closed)

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:01, archived)
# Priti Patel in a bikini
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:05, archived)
# This has many merits
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:23, archived)
# Salacious Boris Crumb
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:55, archived)
# Bloody hell.
I'd forgotten about Leadsom, the second thickest Andrea in the House of Commons.
(Hemipygous, Wed 9 Jun 2021, 18:59, archived)
# I'm liking this. I'm liking this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 2:06, archived)
# Do you like Star Wars movies atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 3:44, archived)
# I like...some....moments....
....not happy with the recent ones. *upset*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 12:25, archived)
# I'm a bit like that about the Alien franchise.
*still fuming about Covenant*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 19:21, archived)
# The one in the orange dress appears to have her headlights on, is that shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jun 2021, 3:47, archived)