Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?He was sick of Haulin' Oats.
(c)Neil Hamburger
((c)Neil Hamburger
brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Sun 10 Oct 2021, 22:53,
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Couldn’t he have just raised a different cash crop? I find that odd. 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Oct 2021, 3:08,
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A simple crop rotation would at least mix things up a littleDiversifying into veggies or fruits, however, would involve substantial investment in new equipment, packaging and storage facilities and the soil might not be suitable.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 11 Oct 2021, 8:54,
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Would it be impertinent to suggest he go into the maritime transport industry?Hauling boats?
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Chumps 👀,
Mon 11 Oct 2021, 9:39,
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Become a gamekeeper and go maulin' stoats?Sell neck scarves and shawlin' throats?
Become a shouty, sweary drunk and bawlin' "scrotes!"?
Scooping debris from a castle's watery defences and trawlin' moats?
Sell stab-resistant vests and other brawlin' coats?
(Become a shouty, sweary drunk and bawlin' "scrotes!"?
Scooping debris from a castle's watery defences and trawlin' moats?
Sell stab-resistant vests and other brawlin' coats?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 11 Oct 2021, 14:51,
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