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[challenge entry] Hall & Goats

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(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 21:37, archived)
# I Can't Goat For That (No Can Do)
Grasseater
Out of Butts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 21:58, archived)
# Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?
He was sick of Haulin' Oats.
(c)Neil Hamburger
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 10 Oct 2021, 22:53, archived)
# Couldn’t he have just raised a different cash crop? I find that odd.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 3:08, archived)
# A simple crop rotation would at least mix things up a little
Diversifying into veggies or fruits, however, would involve substantial investment in new equipment, packaging and storage facilities and the soil might not be suitable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 8:54, archived)
# Would it be impertinent to suggest he go into the maritime transport industry?
Hauling boats?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 9:39, archived)
# Become a gamekeeper and go maulin' stoats?
Sell neck scarves and shawlin' throats?
Become a shouty, sweary drunk and bawlin' "scrotes!"?
Scooping debris from a castle's watery defences and trawlin' moats?
Sell stab-resistant vests and other brawlin' coats?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 14:51, archived)
# She's a Lamb Eater
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 11 Oct 2021, 13:00, archived)