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(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 19:57, archived)
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 20:29, archived)
# Then I will explain it to you:
Turner & Hooch is a 1989 American buddy cop comedy film starring Tom Hanks and Beasley the Dog as the eponymous characters respectively.

Juche ... is the state ideology of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, described by the government as "Kim Il-sung's original, brilliant and revolutionary contribution to national and international thought".[2] ...

Some South Korean scholars categorize Juche as a national religion or compare its facets to those of some religions. For instance, Juche has been compared to pre-existing religions in Korea (notably neo-Confucianism and Korean shamanism) due to their shared familiar principles.[86] While the influence of traditional East Asian religions on Juche is widely disputed, the ideology has been thought of by several academic studies as having aspects of a national and indigenous religious movement in addition to being a political philosophy due to the following features: the presence of a sacred leader, rituals, and familism.[87] Despite the religious features of Juche, it is a highly atheistic ideology that discourages the practice of mainstream religions. This draws from Juche's Marxist−Leninist origins. North Korea is officially an atheist state (although the native religion Cheondoism is tolerated and even maintains a political party), but some argue that it maintains a cult of personality identical to a religion.

The original photo had a dog in it. There's not one in it now. Hooch has been replaced by Juche.

I want to make it absolutely clear that Turner did not eat Hooch. Anyone thinking along those lines is a terrible racist.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 21:42, archived)
# But Juche is pronounced JOO-shay (although it sounds like choo-shay) not Jooch.[3]
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 22:11, archived)
# -But +And
More like Jooch-éh, with the éh being quite stunted, but it's more of a visual rhyme.

Does it upset you? At least you get it now.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 22:35, archived)
# Turner and Jooshay!
Now I get it!*

*Still doesn't
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 22:42, archived)
# I'm sincerely sorry for upsetting you here, on the internet, by using a pun that doesn't perfectly rhyme.
If you ever feel confident enough to explain your Exodus lampost joke to me, I'll be ready.

(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 22:48, archived)
# Oh dear sweet fruit of my loins....Its quite simple really.
There was once a film called The Exorcist. It became a meme for a while with variations on the word Exorcist. Mine was one of those.
That filled the criteria for religious movies. It wasn't particularly funny, but then neither was Turner and Jooshay.
Time to put on your PJs and go to sleep. And I won't tell your father.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:01, archived)
Yeah I'd never have gotten that without assistance. I thought the light was some reference to a bible verse.

What a pity you couldn't just tell me at the time, I assume, for some very very grown up reason.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:09, archived)
# I'm grown old but not grown up!
The typeface should've given it away.
Hey ho. Let's kiss and make up. No tongues though! I'm your mother!!!!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:14, archived)
(, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 12:19, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 12:43, archived)
# I love these.
Needs the Christmas Lights one
(, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 21:38, archived)
# I wasn't gonna post it this year, but if you insist... :D
but if you insist... :D
(, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 2:14, archived)
# I got the Exorcist/Exodus gag
Sorry if that shits on your point. Although in fairness, I do enjoy shitting on people's point (in the literal sense).
(, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 23:50, archived)
# I think you should try to get into the habit of explaining less.
Opinions on the internet, though, innit.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:00, archived)
# [2]
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:03, archived)
# I'd tend to agree, but when I assume people understand stuff when they don't, they can get upset.
And when I assume people don't understand when they do, they can get upset.

And when I explain things to people, they can get upset, and when I don't, they can get upset.

And when I ask people to explain things to me, they can get so upset that it spills onto another thread on a separate page, apparently.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:15, archived)
# B3ta /ˈbiːtə/ (stylised as b3ta) is a popular British website,[1] described as a "puerile digital arts community" by The Guardian.
Emphasis on "puerile"
Don't take things seriously :D
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:20, archived)
# Right. Back. Atcha.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2021, 23:23, archived)
# You must be fun at parties....or a complete bore...
...I'm guessing the latter.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 12:47, archived)
# Awwwww, do you feel left out? Chumps getting all the attention makes you feel small?
Christ, there are some needy pricks about recently.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 14:19, archived)
# Attention from you?
Yeah I need that like I need penis cancer.
No thank you. XD
(, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 14:27, archived)
# He says, in my thread, trying to antagonise me.
The way a really popular party person would.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 14:42, archived)
# Good thing I didn’t post an Exorcist meme pic or you’d really be in a fix.
Good day, sir! …..I SAID GOOD DAY! *SLAM!*
(, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 14:52, archived)
# Thanks for your valuable, interesting and entertaining contribution to this, the best thread of the year.
(, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 15:14, archived)
(, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 2:23, archived)