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[challenge entry] For Chumps

Yeah, yeah, not technically a movie, but fuck you. You hear me? Fuck you.

From the Religious Movies challenge. See all 142 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 15:07, archived)
# It's a 6-hour movie in 52 parts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT:
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 19:23, archived)
# And if you don't leave now, Mr Bond
I'll introduce Sister Assumpta here to your colon
(rogerzilla, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 20:19, archived)
# The Man with the Golden Bum
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 20:52, archived)
# For His Bum only.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 2:33, archived)
# Bumfinger
Thunderbum

...

Ok, new image mini-challenge. Take a movie and substitute the word "bum" for a word in its title.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 9:44, archived)
# Octobum
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 10:28, archived)
# Star Wars: A New Bum
In which Kim and Kourtney compete to see who can get the biggest arse implants, until one of the arses starts to create its own gravitational field, accumulates matter and the whole universe is sucked into a black bumhole.

It's a comedy.
(rogerzilla, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 10:45, archived)
# That's no moon...
Oh, actually, it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 13:40, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 15:57, archived)
# Edward scissorbum
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 11:18, archived)
# The Bummy Returns
Cool Bummings
I Still Know What You Did Last Bummer
Bummer Of Sam
The Long Hot Bummer
Hot Bummer Nights
One Crazy Bummer
Paris Is Bumming
Mississippi Bumming
Bum Hollywood, Bum
Bum & Bummer
Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bum
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 14:10, archived)
# The bum that keeps on giving.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 16:36, archived)
# Is it something to do with The Exorcist?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps suddenly became arsed on, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 20:11, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 20:16, archived)
# IDGI
Probly sum dog-eater shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 1:57, archived)
# Are you two trying to be friendly?
Because it's not working.

If you genuinely want me to explain something to you, let me know. Otherwise please don't engage in this kind of toxic banter with me. Put me on ignore if you don't like me. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 13:58, archived)
# No no…I won’t ignore you…you’re far too amusing.
*popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 14:42, archived)
# I get the feeling you're not really enjoying my style of humour though.
You should probably find someone who shares your style of banter and do whatever this is with them instead.
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 17:08, archived)
# it's a nice contrast with /links
that what you lot on /board are arguing over seems utterly benign. It's like that Python argument sketch
(horrid, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 17:53, archived)
# There's no argument.
I said "IDGI" to one of Chumps's pictures, but Chumps did not want to explain their joke to me, and took great offence for some reason. Since then (s)he and atomic have been doing ..whatever this is. I think toxic lads call it banter.

I'd really like them to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 19:33, archived)
# No offence taken. I just didn't give a fuck that you didn't understand it.
And I didn't feel it warranted explaining. It's no big deal. Lighten up grasshopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps suddenly became arsed on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 20:03, archived)
# This is what I find confusing, and why I seem confused.
If you didn't care, you'd have said nothing, and not reacted like "if you don't know I can't tell you," not responded in kind to my Turner & Juche, and not kept badgering me over two days.

I think you might be the one taking this too seriously. You should go for a walk and have a nice chat with a friend, someone who gets you, and who enjoys your style of banter.

You should not keep badgering me. It's not healthy for either of us.

I wish you all the best. X
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 22:04, archived)
# *takes him by the hand*
*and walks him back to /links*
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 22:18, archived)
# Now you're being boring.
I think you might be the one taking this too seriously. You should go for a walk and have a nice chat with a friend, someone who gets you, and who enjoys your style of banter.

You should not keep badgering me. It's not healthy for either of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps suddenly became arsed on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 22:35, archived)
# IDGI
Unless...

Is the joke that you have a personality disorder?

WAIT

Is the joke that I have a -

WAIT
Do we ALL have personality disorders?
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 22:57, archived)
# It’s not banter.
It’s a good old fashioned ribbing.
It’s a shame you’re so sensitive.
Loosen your skirt a little…sheeesh…
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 20:11, archived)
# I do not consent to whatever this is.
Please stop.
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 20:25, archived)
# I don’t need your consent. This is a messageboard. Fuck off and die!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 20:44, archived)
# Definitely not the first time you've used those words.
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 22:07, archived)
# Let me remind you of what you wrote on your post.
For Chumps. Yeah, yeah, not technically a movie, but fuck you. You hear me? Fuck you.

Backatcha. Don't listen to Atomic, You're not that amusing. Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps suddenly became arsed on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 21:04, archived)
# The picture was for you.
The fuck you was to pre-empt anyone complaining about the picture I made for you. I can see how you might have got confused by that though, so I apologise.

Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 21:51, archived)
# Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps suddenly became arsed on, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 22:05, archived)
# turns out
I am a SHIT diplomat
(horrid, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 21:58, archived)
# Ridiculous arguments are fun though.
If you can't be twattish here, what is the world coming to.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Barely on the artistic spectrum, Fri 10 Dec 2021, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] This took ages:
(I helped save b3ta! brb signalled this virtue on, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 20:13, archived)