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# Global Summit on SARS-CoV-2 virus
mod: bye bye
(Mariana Thomas, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 7:38, archived)
# i was at a three day drinking party with these friends who had a house by the lake
one of those friends would take a shampoo bottle, half fill it with watery shampoo, then squirt the lot up his bum. At the appropriate time he'd bend over and drop his strides and start spluttering a mass of bubbles out his anus. it was quite the party trick when you're not expecting it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 7:59, archived)
# viRIS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 8:50, archived)
# because of covid I don't go outside anymore because I don't want to die, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 8:58, archived)
# Is there supposed to be a link?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 9:07, archived)
# I reckon someone googled CDC, not realising it has another meaning
(rogerzilla, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 9:10, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 22 Mar 2022, 9:37, archived)
# Hi Mariana!
Have you always been a cunt, or is this a recent thing?
Asking for a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 9:15, archived)
#
will the bottle up the arse crisis be addressed at this meeting?
(JauntyArt, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 9:46, archived)
# It's OK, I already solved Covid.
The solution is One Weird Trick, it was Discovered By A Mom, and Doctors HATE Her. Gaz me quickly before the GMA shut me down for good!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 10:34, archived)
# It's basically the bottle up the arse, but with added bleach
(rogerzilla, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 11:58, archived)
# I don’t like to be “lectured”….FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pea this here
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 22 Mar 2022, 19:50, archived)