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# I guess it must've happened one time?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 15:17, archived)
# I remember Terry Wogan discussing this on his Radio 2 breakfast show c. 2003.
Gist of it was: does anyone *actually* know someone whose arm has been broken by a swan? Unscientific and anecdotal, but basically: no, it's never happened.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 20:54, archived)
# According to this article from 2012
their limb breaking power is a myth.

They'll just drown you instead.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17736292
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 22:06, archived)
# Finally, the truth
www.thedailymash.co.uk/swan-reveals-bone-breaking-technique
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 22:16, archived)
# My arm was broken by a swan - not just once, not twice, not even three times
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 23:20, archived)
# Well?
How many times?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 11 Mar 2023, 0:23, archived)
# not four, I can tell you that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 19:51, archived)