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[challenge entry] HONK!
swan

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(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha, swans are badass!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 10:27, archived)
# Break a man's arm
so I'm told
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:04, archived)
# Gonna break ya arm, mofo
(rogerzilla, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Weird :)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:04, archived)
# ALL British people will tell you that about swans
(rogerzilla, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 14:46, archived)
# I guess it must've happened one time?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 15:17, archived)
# I remember Terry Wogan discussing this on his Radio 2 breakfast show c. 2003.
Gist of it was: does anyone *actually* know someone whose arm has been broken by a swan? Unscientific and anecdotal, but basically: no, it's never happened.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 20:54, archived)
# According to this article from 2012
their limb breaking power is a myth.

They'll just drown you instead.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17736292
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 22:06, archived)
# Finally, the truth
www.thedailymash.co.uk/swan-reveals-bone-breaking-technique
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 22:16, archived)
# My arm was broken by a swan - not just once, not twice, not even three times
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 23:20, archived)
# Well?
How many times?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 11 Mar 2023, 0:23, archived)
# not four, I can tell you that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Mar 2023, 19:51, archived)
# Duck Da Police!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 13:32, archived)
# Comin' straight from the undercurrent
A young cygnet got it bad
Fuzzy down
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 14:01, archived)
# I am the brother that will smother your mother
in duck down feathery pillows
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Mar 2023, 14:23, archived)
# straight outta corn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 14:58, archived)
# +hole
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 16:49, archived)
# You are a dirty, nasty, filthy boy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Mar 2023, 16:50, archived)
# ❤️
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 10 Mar 2023, 17:06, archived)