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# A good bit of nominative determinism
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 13:47, archived)
# like funny name corner, i get it
ChatGPT came up with this one - "Jack Hammer: Although not his real name, it's worth mentioning this pseudonym for a character in the adult film industry, as it humorously reflects his profession " but it concludes with a warning - "...it's important to remember that a person's name doesn't necessarily determine their profession or life choices" which I've taken very much to heart.

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:25, archived)
# It would be well funny if you worked in a MartinH factory
What does boiling piss taste like?
sorry i didn't that
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:28, archived)
# :) as it happens....
This is still my favourite - a specialist in e-learning at Sheffield www.researchgate.net/profile/Graham-Mcelearney
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:31, archived)
# Hell yeah, Sidney Teachmongs is a personal fave.
edit: sorry i thought it said "special needs learning" i feel terrible now
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:35, archived)
# You genuinely should.
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:58, archived)
# Post that link again for people who want to keep charity bosses living well
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:17, archived)
# https://www.scope.org.uk/donate/
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:09, archived)
# Mark Atkinson's basic annual salary of £129,000 was probably already safe, but his hefty bonus just got a tiny bit more likely :)
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:55, archived)
# Doesn't all this moral equivocation take more effort than just not being a cunt?
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 21:38, archived)
# dunno
(, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 0:05, archived)
# Hello, Mo`!
We have 3 varieties for your consumption

(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:42, archived)
# Who is that handsome gentleman?
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:46, archived)
# the purveyor
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:47, archived)
# you can't say purveyor without saying perv
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:51, archived)
# Nigel Farage hangs a string of Union Jack pennants between his low-slung nuts and does a one-gun salute
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:53, archived)
# Are you taking commissions for AI prompts?
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:07, archived)
# What do you want to hear?
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:21, archived)
# Oh, so you did know who it is?
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:17, archived)
# No, that's a headline from The Guardian
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 15:22, archived)
# I'd always assumed his name was chosen after his career choice.
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:35, archived)
# This needs looking into, the entire premise of this post is in question
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:36, archived)
# I propose we commission a committee to communicate with mongychops, who knows about this sort of thing.
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:42, archived)
# It’s quite boring.
Can you guys do other stuff?
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:07, archived)
# What did you have in mind?
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 16:28, archived)
# The Aristocrats
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:03, archived)
# A no-holds-barred farting contest
Solids lead to disqualification
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 17:30, archived)
# or disolidfication, as it's known
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 19:39, archived)
# You mean...
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 23:18, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 20:38, archived)
# Did they steal their webpage design from Flickr?
(, Wed 6 Sep 2023, 14:41, archived)