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# That's why the mammoth was so angry
It sees the sign, 'cool, free fud', wanders over, finds meat, gets offended, trashes the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 19:44, archived)
# except that that is clearly the tail
of the sabre toothed tiger or whatever which was attracted to the meat that stone-age dietetics hadn't yet developed sufficiently to verify as the preferred food of the mammoth and then spotted thak as we know now cats prefer food they can play with first so the tiger pounced over the trap onto thak luckily for thak the tiger's tail swinging heavily as it beat the crap out him triggered the trap causing the cat to flee no doubt in some pain although who knows right?
(ozof, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 21:42, archived)
# Sabre-toothed Cat.
They weren’t tigers.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 22:07, archived)
# OR WHATEVER
(ozof, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 4:45, archived)
# I wish I was interesting, or funny, or intelligent enough to work this out.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 16 Jul 2024, 22:09, archived)
# i have only become interesting, or funny, or intelligent since leaving b3ta
i only come back here once in a fucking blue moon to show peeple how interesting, or funny, or intelligent i now am
(ozof, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 4:48, archived)
# ugh i miss drimble
(ozof, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 5:30, archived)