i don't see what they can realistically do nowexcept wait for the lawsuit tsunami and kiss their company goodbye
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Fri 19 Jul 2024, 14:06,
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Fix the problem or at the very least provide guidance on how to.Call in staff who are needed but who are currently on leave.
Hire more lawyers.
Gently and tactfully remind customer of the contract terms that address this type of situation including the bit that reminds the customer that they need to have their own in-house IT team.
Gently and tactfully remind the customer of the service level that purchasing bought (not the level that the IT team recommended and that management are now screaming for).
Hire P.R. to spin as best they can.
Bring forward planned share buybacks to take advantage of lower price.
Consider how you'll fund the CEO's excessive bonus in 2 months time for steering the company through a difficult patch
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Fri 19 Jul 2024, 16:10,
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Hire more lawyers.
Gently and tactfully remind customer of the contract terms that address this type of situation including the bit that reminds the customer that they need to have their own in-house IT team.
Gently and tactfully remind the customer of the service level that purchasing bought (not the level that the IT team recommended and that management are now screaming for).
Hire P.R. to spin as best they can.
Bring forward planned share buybacks to take advantage of lower price.
Consider how you'll fund the CEO's excessive bonus in 2 months time for steering the company through a difficult patch
TBF to the useless cuntslarge businesses, public services and infrastructure rely too much on internet shite (technical term) and should already have offline contingencies in place. Pharmacies especially, considering we still have the option of writing prescriptions with a fucking pen, and writing down orders and phoning them in. Technology only seems to slow pharmacies down at the best of times.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 19 Jul 2024, 18:59,
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fully virtualised infrastructure ftwit's the only sensible architecture if you're serious about service integrity
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Fri 19 Jul 2024, 20:41,
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Did you see what doctors’ handwriting looked like *before* they moved to electronic prescriptions?
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jonbob loves you,
Sat 20 Jul 2024, 0:56,
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Interpreting them must have been an art.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 21 Jul 2024, 2:37,
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It was you - wasn't it. A carefully planned glitch executed well. Well done sir, well done :)
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TBL I posted this on,
Sat 20 Jul 2024, 9:46,
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