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[challenge entry] he came so close

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(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 1:50, archived)
# I mean who hasn't popped down to DFS for some hardcore sofa action?
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 7 Aug 2024, 8:35, archived)
# "Sale" in French means "Dirty"
He probably saw the DFS Sale and went "Oh la la".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 9:34, archived)
# I mean look at it, going out dressed like that.
www.dfs.co.uk/san-antonio/ota1zgscb?skuId=6408030

Practically asked for it.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 7 Aug 2024, 9:51, archived)
# this suave sofa range creates a crisp, modern look in any space
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 11:21, archived)
# Plump my cushions
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 7 Aug 2024, 11:43, archived)
# White glove delivery
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 13:10, archived)
# Installation might be hard.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 7 Aug 2024, 13:24, archived)
# There's some stuff in a tube that helps apparently
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 13:25, archived)
# when squirted liberally into an inverted latex glove
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 13:26, archived)
# See? It's fucking Liberals again!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 13:27, archived)
# Sofialists
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 16:44, archived)
# MANUAL vs POWER
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 12:05, archived)
# View their thing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 13:09, archived)
# I prefer the exotic swedish couches of ikea
and also the occasional hookup with their futons
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 17:56, archived)
# To quote a famous saint
" The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' "
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 7 Aug 2024, 18:41, archived)