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[challenge entry] Lord of the Clings

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(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 15 Nov, 0:10, , Reply)
# one ring to rule them all
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov, 2:25, , Reply)
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At first glance JOpants seem like normal, unassuming pants a regular Jo would wear, however these are not ordinary pants, these are Jack Off Pants! An extra long invisible zipper opens up the crotch area for easy access to your genitals. JackinJoggers, are cozy, comfortable joggers with a simple timeless design, made with masturbation in mind. Stay covered, and warm while pleasuring yourself. Made in the USA with high quality fabric and materials. The elastic is snug at the waist for this product, so if you prefer a looser fit please size up a size.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Nov, 7:24, , Reply)
# size up a size!!
Just checking in post-visit—hope you're doing well. Remember, we're here if you need any guidance on your care journey as we know that the process can be overwhelming to navigate.
I hope your care journey isn't overwhelming to navigate, gronkpan.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Nov, 11:50, , Reply)
# Just got to deal somehow with the spooge dripping down your leg
(rogerzilla, Fri 15 Nov, 15:30, , Reply)
# that's what the big zip's for
just let it drip outside instead
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sat 16 Nov, 7:02, , Reply)
# Try a buttplug.
Much more discreet.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 15 Nov, 16:31, , Reply)
# Don't they come out when you fart?
(rogerzilla, Sun 17 Nov, 7:19, , Reply)
# No you need to buy them from a shop.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 17 Nov, 16:21, , Reply)
# Djinnidaloo
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Fri 15 Nov, 20:10, , Reply)
# now _that_ was a curry
(foamy, Sat 16 Nov, 11:23, , Reply)