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# Nosferatu is awful gobshite
I went to see it the other day and all it was just some woman faking an orgasm seizure for 2 hours, then having the villain shag her in front of her husband.
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I'd prefer not to, Thu 9 Jan, 23:13, Reply)
# And then you went into the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Jan, 2:57, Reply)
# what's your problem with that?
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 10 Jan, 14:49, Reply)
# There wasn't enough artistic merit
It should've been more like Matthew Barney's Cremaster 5 (1997), an actual accomplished film
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I'd prefer not to, Fri 10 Jan, 15:53, Reply)
# Got the whole Cremaster Cycle on a hard drive somewhere...
shouldn't be possible...

Amazing stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 11 Jan, 0:30, Reply)
# I heard that Barney himself was the one to leak it and make the torrent
He wanted to release it mass market but the investors got pissed, so he had to only make a few or so boxsets
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack I'd prefer not to, Sat 11 Jan, 10:10, Reply)
# Try Shadow of the Vampire instead.
Willem Defoe plays opposite John Malkovich with Udo Kier, Cary Elwes and Eddie Izzard co-starring.
Malkovich plays a German film director who is making a film about Count Orlock, a character who for copyright reasons is entirely different to Dracula. What happens next will shock you!
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 10 Jan, 16:15, Reply)
# I quite enjoyed it,
though needed a wee for 90 minutes and didn't think it added much new to the other versions.

Nicholas Hoult's sideburns didn't suit the shape of his face.

Three stars.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 Jan, 22:51, Reply)