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# I've only just noticed
The appalling misuse of cutlery
(, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 7:35, archived)
# The knife held by the blade with a sausage stuck on it?
Wielded by the kid that looks a bit like a sleazy Matt Hancock?
(, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:39, archived)
# "a sleazy Matt Hancock"?
So... Matt Hancock, then?
(, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 13:47, archived)
# yup
And a big cloud of mashed potato on a fork, defying the laws of physics
(, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 15:24, archived)
# cauliflower?
(, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 19:55, archived)
# Too sophisticated for an 80s comprehensive
(, Tue 14 Jan 2025, 20:41, archived)
# 1970s school dinner mashed potato, of indeterminate solidity
(, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 0:59, archived)
# if your mash won't stay on your fork
you're adding to much boiling water to your Smash pellets

decent mashed potato doesn't need a spoon
(, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 4:49, archived)