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# Right yeah we put a flat cap on everything and it's consistently hilarious every time.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 30 Jul 2026, 22:14, archived)
# This long and still no flat-capped Devo with Whippet
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 1:01, archived)
# I have a gut feeling it won't be long
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 31 Jul 2026, 8:32, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 15:31, archived)
# Behold, it is I, Little Jonny Kanickers, would you like to play a game?

Go on then
Set Fire to Little Jonny Kanickers' Balls
Juice a Javierl

(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 19:07, archived)
# You play Little Jonny Kanickers' game but you wish you'd Juiced Your Javierl.
Go Back
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 19:23, archived)
# Because you're a complete an utter cunt you set fire to Little Jonny Kanickers' balls.
Jonny's balls are on fire, what do you do?

Laugh
Furiously jack off.
Call the paramedics
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 19:24, archived)
# You call the paramedics, a man named Aaron asks you how long Little Jonny Kanickers balls have been on fire.
I'm not sure, I just got here.
About an hour.
Ask Aaron if he's a Christian.
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 19:51, archived)
# You juice your Javierl, because that's how you role, fuck the Hovriels.
The Hovriels have initaited an attack upon Changis.

What do you do?

Wait it out
Read the scriptures
Furiously jack off
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 19:25, archived)
# You furoiusly jack off, this brings you little relief.
Your thoughts dwell upon:

Food
Sex
More Games
(I helped save b3ta! YonderVentures (yv.co) Read the news and get back to me, okay?, Fri 31 Jul 2026, 20:07, archived)
# Interview with Manly P. Hall (So baby come light me up)


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