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# Amtoic's new home(?)
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 20:08, archived)
# Is it possible to be right-wing and black? Discuss.
Your beef with atomic is tedious, you're both very talented. Fuck and make-up and tape it. please send mp4 to: [email protected]

(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 20:26, archived)
# Silly question, she's literally the leader of the Conservative party.
Your relaxed attitude to Nazism is incredibly suspicious.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 20:50, archived)
# Read the news and get back to me, okay?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:02, archived)
# Which bit?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:04, archived)
# You decide to be a prissy pretentious cunt, crucial, I think I want ya
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:29, archived)
# You don a Jetsuit courtesy of Gravity Industries.
The internal UI states the following:

Approaching Moon
Fuel low
Go North
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:40, archived)
# You approach the Moon, in the distance you notice an unusally large crater.
What do you do?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:17, archived)
# You Go North.
You find yourslef in a presipice filled with mutant lobster men engaged in perpetual buggery and self-explosion.

What do you do?

Engage in the self-explosion buggery.
Try to talk them down.
Go East.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:23, archived)
# You engage in self-explosive buggery. (California's alright)
You fuck your own anus whilst simultaneously exploding inwards.

Your guts are a computation.

What do you do?

Analyse the exported .ans spreadsheet.
Go for coffee.
Transport your conciousness to a previous instance.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:40, archived)
# Holy Fuck! XD
Great read.
Would read again.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 5:04, archived)
# You double-down, no one has their finger on the pulse more than you.
Why is everybody else so stupid?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:52, archived)
# You make a gorn animation.
It's very good.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:58, archived)
# Too bad his brain is Gorn.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:47, archived)
# You chose Suspicion
You find yourself in a white room, there is no exit, what do you do?

Dwell
That's why.
Consider the lily
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:04, archived)
# You consider the lily.
Become introspective.
Very methodical when I slaughtered them
Analyse the complexities of a petal.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 23:20, archived)
# Murder requires preperation. (same colour tshirt)
I'm not proud of this, but I killed this woman, she was in her forties I think, she had just finished work from ALDI and when i approached her she was ready to fuck, I could tell because she was exhausted and black or possibly ethnic, when i was I was strangling her she kept saying 'Read the news and get back to me, okay?', but I kept squeezing and I found myself increasingly erect, once she had passed I pushed her in some kind of hole.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 23:26, archived)
# You questioned the leader of the Consertavite party, why are you so jaded?
I have a slight feeling they're all cunts.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:07, archived)
# You might be racist and a misogynist, what do you do?
Watch Bad Boys and jackoff.mp4
One time I found Halle Berry attractive when she was bouncing on Billy Bob Thorton's balls.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:09, archived)
# It transpires that you're a paranoid schizophrenic, you're substack is receiving minimal views, what do you do?
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:11, archived)
# You seem upset.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:31, archived)
# Please gauge my upset.
Fuming
Slightly miffed
Perplexed
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 21:33, archived)
# You chose Fuming (Big, Big, Love)
Please Read the news and get back to me, okay?
Looking out for Love
(, Wed 5 Aug 2026, 22:59, archived)
# It's sad that there's nobody who can give you all the attention you need.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 18:47, archived)
# I can.
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 2:34, archived)
# She has common sense, so she’s a Nazi to brb.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:46, archived)
# Whoooooosh
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 18:45, archived)
# yes, it is
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 1:00, archived)
# XDTHANXSXD
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:43, archived)
# Awww…you miss my abuse…. God Bless ^___^
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 13:42, archived)
# Is Atomic...
Tory scum these days?
(not the evolution I expected)

Hi B3ta, it's been a decade
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:32, archived)
# Much worse, he's a MAGA fashcunt.
He always employed Nazi imagery, now he worships the orange paedophile.
There's no punchline, sadly. I wish it was a joke.
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 20:52, archived)
# Haa Haaa Haaaaa…. U so fun-E
(, Thu 6 Aug 2026, 23:16, archived)
# This gets my vote for thread of the year.
XD XD XD
(, Fri 7 Aug 2026, 4:33, archived)