Ha!
So good

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Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:14,
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They're all doing the Tory power stance
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rogerzilla,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:43,
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Boobs for Britain!
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 18:54,
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Vic Reeves
outed as a Tory
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davyclam,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 14:44,
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as sung by The Pointer Sisters
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 20:26,
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True fact:
one of those sex robot companies was bought up by vulture capitalists and the models have had spyware AI installed and rebranded as robot schoolteachers in America. It has not been reported if the teacher models still have functioning vaginas and anuses.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 19:25,
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I mean a robotic teachers salary isn't that great
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 29 Aug 2026, 20:04,
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That's why they have to start each day well-oiled just to cope
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 16:50,
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Of course they do
They're still entitled to maternity leave and poo breaks
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rogerzilla,
Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:36,
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better than
foreskin jobs
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sun 30 Aug 2026, 10:44,
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