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[challenge entry] Errr.......



Dear Sir or Madam, will you eat my book?
It took me years to write, and just as long to cook
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
In a yogurt sauce, it’s a very tasty paperback raita
Paperback raita

There’s Garam Masala sprinkled on the top
And a touch of mint to make your taste buds pop
I got the recipe from the Daily Mail
It's a tasty dish, it’s a very tasty paperback raita
Paperback raita

Paperback raita

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
With a cup of onion and a chilli too
I can make it thicker if you like the style
Or just add more garlic to my very tasty paperback raita
Paperback raita

If you really like it you can have a lot
I can mix it all up in a great big pot
If you want to make some, you can make it here
I’ve got all the bits to make a very tasty paperback raita
Paperback raita
Paperback raita
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(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 5 May 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Ouch!
(laugh)
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 5 May 2003, 11:55, archived)
# extra woo
for doing the whole song!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 5 May 2003, 12:05, archived)
# AND...
The lyrics really do contain a recipe for a very tasty raita..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 5 May 2003, 12:09, archived)
# bonus!
i shall save it and sing it whilst making one tonight, if all goes to plan!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 5 May 2003, 12:12, archived)
# but but but
there's no cucumber...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 5 May 2003, 12:21, archived)
# No.. It's a paperback..
(add cumber instead of book and salt and pepper to taste)
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 5 May 2003, 12:33, archived)