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# ted turner?
my project supervisor looks like him
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:08, archived)
# really?
does he supervise machines that make strange things that give me acid flash backs?
;)
/edit, please make me go to bed, i have a meeting at 8am
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:10, archived)
# in a most obscure way that i have learned to expect
you just summed up his job perfectly :)
edit: go to bed. you have a meeting at 8am!
double edit: and this is how it is done. goodnight! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:12, archived)
# if its any consolation
i am scared if i did mushrooms with you, everything would suddenly make sense ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:14, archived)
# I'm scared if I did mushrooms
full stop.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:15, archived)
# you'd get a better conversation out of the mushrooms :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:16, archived)
# ahhhh
but you are a mushroom ;P
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:17, archived)
# yep
and a mushroom that's going to sleep! look at my hat... look at my lovely hat...

night!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:23, archived)
# nighty night spacefish
its been a pleasure as always :)
lovely hat btw ;D i think £4 for a cat is exortion
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:26, archived)
# Last time...
...I tried to get a woman to go to bed, she slapped me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:13, archived)
# did you say "bad girl! dirty girl!"
&?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:14, archived)
# no
he didnt he said 'dress up like Michael Portillo and play harmonica, it really gets me off'
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:16, archived)
# eeee-gahads i got away with that
!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:46, archived)
# Hmmmmm...
...might have been better than, "Phwoar - great tits. How about it then?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:17, archived)
# better than
"come inside and I'll show you my nob"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 6 May 2003, 3:20, archived)
# From my experiments with sexiness,
it seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts, and instead of fighting, they'll want to make love to me.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Tue 6 May 2003, 3:15, archived)