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# do they do them
in gourd flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:12, archived)
# why do they never
do 'natural penis' flavour?
(janey1979, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:13, archived)
# Being
male naturel penis flavour is not something I have ever thought of.

Kind of like chicken i suppose....
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Sausage flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:15, archived)
# !
If yours tastes of chicken I'd see the doc!
(janey1979, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:16, archived)
# on second thoughts...
you might get arrested. don't bother hehe
(janey1979, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:17, archived)
# ~No you see..
It's a joke.
You know-
"Everything tastes kinda like chicken!"

Course.
could have been a cock joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Isn;t that supposed to be
Do you like chicken?
Well suck my cock it's fowl.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
:)
(janey1979, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Or alternatively
Do you like jewellry?
Well suck my wang it's a gem.

Do you like chocolates?
Well suck my dong its sweet.

Do you like music?
Well blow on my horn.

etc etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:21, archived)
# You're smooth!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:23, archived)
# women
can't resist him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:25, archived)
# he gets so much oral
he's anal about it
(dahtcalmer I'm pretty sure I forgot my password, 11 years ago, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:54, archived)
# there's no such thing as a natural penis
that's why
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:15, archived)
# You make me feel,
I said you make me feel like a natch-ural peniis.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:16, archived)
# what are you suggesting?
Unnatural penis?
Detachable penis?
Supernatural penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Well that sort of thing
wouldn't exactly occur in nature, would it? Probably bought in some joke shop or something.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:19, archived)
# i have a supernatural penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:20, archived)
# supernatural !!
The fabled Ghostly Porridge Cannon of Spunkly Hall , leaving blobs of ectojism wherever it goes
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:20, archived)
# ectojism
i just spit oj and corn bread in laughter, unfortunatly @ work, thanx moochly
(dahtcalmer I'm pretty sure I forgot my password, 11 years ago, Wed 7 May 2003, 13:56, archived)