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# And masturbates frantically.

No story is right without some sort of masturbation reference.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:12, archived)
# That
puts Enid Blytons whole canon of work right out the window.

"What are you doing Moonface?"

"Gnnnn, aaahhh, mmmm,hgnnnnnnn".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:15, archived)
# In Mallory Towers
the girls used to get spanked with their own hairbrush if they misbehaved. No greater indignity, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# hehehe
indignity

I preferred St Claires, myself
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:22, archived)
# a vastly inferior read
in my opiniparp
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:24, archived)
# nicer uniform
though
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:26, archived)
# this is true
they were all great, made me want to be sent away to school.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:29, archived)