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[challenge entry] Nanated
Grandad William knitted this for me when I was four and he had emphysema. I called it Nanated. It gave me the willies, so I hung it by its neck. It is still there, in the kitchen, giving me the willies each time I pass under it.


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(Eehen, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:09, archived)
# so, basically,
you get free willies?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:10, archived)
# blimey
I'll take five.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:15, archived)
# You can always
trust the Dutch to go for something free, can't you? :)

Joins the free willy queue (I was thoroughly disappointed that it was only a movie last time)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:17, archived)
# too right
We're better than the Scots at counting the pennies
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Yes,
see brief conversation about toilet ladies and having to
pay for using loos further down :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:23, archived)
# As a permanent reminder
of childhood trauma.. well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:10, archived)
# everything about that
is really scary.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:10, archived)
# I bet it comes alive at night,
and watches you asleep in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:11, archived)
# And masturbates frantically.

No story is right without some sort of masturbation reference.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:12, archived)
# That
puts Enid Blytons whole canon of work right out the window.

"What are you doing Moonface?"

"Gnnnn, aaahhh, mmmm,hgnnnnnnn".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:15, archived)
# In Mallory Towers
the girls used to get spanked with their own hairbrush if they misbehaved. No greater indignity, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# hehehe
indignity

I preferred St Claires, myself
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:22, archived)
# a vastly inferior read
in my opiniparp
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:24, archived)
# nicer uniform
though
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:26, archived)
# this is true
they were all great, made me want to be sent away to school.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:29, archived)
# and dribbles a bit
but it dries by the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:12, archived)
# shit
I thought they were rice cakes left by the fairies!!!

EURGH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Indeed
It has many willies - you just can't see them all.
(Eehen, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:13, archived)
# It looks like it's in one of those vacuum-storage bag things
except for the vacuum
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 May 2003, 13:13, archived)
# blimey
I like the way it is in a bag too
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 12 May 2003, 13:14, archived)