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[challenge entry] just got my new card through the post!

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(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:28, archived)
# i work for
a company which make credit cards
(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Can you make one for me?
I wouldn't particularly want to use it... I'd just have it for show.
(salbot, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# wooo
yay, I want one....

gimme gimme gimme
(Clockwork, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# hehehe
*runs off to sign up for porn sites*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# I'm sorry Sir....
...The credit card company have requested that I destroy this card.........and give you a wedgie.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Amazingly
I just got my new company Amex card in the post, anyone got any requests?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# yeah,
can you get me the entire Residents CD back catalogue and a return flight to stockholm? i think easyjet do it for about 25 quid
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# pizza and porn
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# will a porn pizza do?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# That would be super...
...can I have extra nipples on mine please?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# you get free tes
with porn pizzas at dial-a-jizz-pizza
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Mmmmmm Tes!
www.pornpizza.com
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# you cannot fool me with your
URL trickery
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:44, archived)
# No really it works!
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:45, archived)
#
www.notfuckinglikely.com
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I want that
site!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:53, archived)
# extra topping, sir?
yes, could i have a cum-guzzling slut, please... and pepperoni.
(martian, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Stuffed Crust?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# A high class hooker,
and this time make it a female one please!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# yes
buy my tat
g'wan
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 12 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Heh
You said "bum my tit"!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Heh, you said
fish brick nozzle
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 12 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha
no he didn't, but you did
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
So I dick!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# hehehe
so you clit?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:38, archived)
# ooooooooooohhhhh!
I've got one of those with *CORPERATE* writen all over it, gets you looked at with respect in posh places it does!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Well, apart from those places where the staff
can spell correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I would
have thought you could get a kitten design?
Marvel louse idea tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# tada
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:39, archived)
# oh yes
I'll order three of those please!
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:39, archived)