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[challenge entry] This image has not been digitally altered in any way...

I used:
1 entrance to a tunnel,
16 yards of broad gauge chickenwire, tastefully backlit by:
8 Varilites.
A course in demonology.
A vibrator and some vaseline (both for the lens).
A strangled chicken on a granite altar.
A Swiss Army knife and some marmite.

Who needs computers, eh? Simple.
PS Taken on Nikon F1 @ 2,000 parsecs - f∞
... using a camera.

Even more stupidity here

From the Real world photoshopping challenge. See all 453 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 12 May 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Very good but.....
WHAT the hell is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:31, archived)
# What is it?
It's a stargate, of course. Honestly, all that chicken wire.... What else could it be?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 12 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I think you've entered the wrong post
in the challenge, there.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# If I close one eye, squint
with the other whilst looking over my shoulder with shades on i can almost see it!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:35, archived)
# I think you'll find...
It's easier to see if you just look straight at it. If you still have trouble you may be spiritually blocked in some way. You should call Dyno-God on 01727 848503.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 12 May 2003, 14:54, archived)
# AAAAAGH!
It's a giant wasps' nest.

These are wasps having a fight outside a pub.

www.rupertshoney.co.za/rh/images/wasps%20fihting%20at%20entrancethb.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# That is beautiful
and gets a
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# very 70s Doctor Who...
have you considered entering it in this week's competition, "photographs I've taken myself"?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# thats..
bizarre.

quick question - Electric 6 tonight in Cambridge, should I stay or should I go?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Wrong band
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:33, archived)
# umm
i know ;) but for some reason I've been humming it all day.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# you should go
definitely. you should go.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# hmm
but im not really into their style, but thinking it'd be a laugh, and i love D!HV..

They're on at the Junction so should be a laugh, and I've not been to a concert in *ages*... hmm, tempting...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:42, archived)
# goooooo
goooooooo
gooooooo

i was going to, but i'm sick as a dog
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# that's a bit spesh
but stop showing off with your technical knowledge of camera settings. My method is best:
1 point
2 click
3 take to Boots
4 blame Boots for poor quality of photos
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# So it's you behind that site is it?
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:34, archived)
# For my sins
Reverend. I'm afraid it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 12 May 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Having a Cornish mother
that website speaks to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# well I'm Cornish
and that web site speaks 'I'm bonkers' to me..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Is your mother Ethel Merman?
That's holding my attention.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:44, archived)
# ew no
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Sorry!
I didn't read that as Cornish.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Doh,
if you havent photoshopped it why did you post????
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Sorry -
I'll just go back to taking pictures of bacofoiled frisbees and claiming to have been abducted
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 12 May 2003, 14:41, archived)
# I am of course
joking.`
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Doh...
Gave away my secret about the bacofoil. Lets hope nobody asks about Roswell and my 300 foot diameter metallic garden feature...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 12 May 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Heh,
That and your sock shaped like a pleciosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 12 May 2003, 14:47, archived)
# That's no sock...
... I just forgot I was in company
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Edward Bicycle "Your statutory rights are non-effective", Mon 12 May 2003, 14:49, archived)
# i dont know about that picture
but that web site is very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:44, archived)