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I'm just bitter 'cus he hit me

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:22, archived)

with

his rhythm stick?

(Ellis, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:23, archived)

With

a french dictionary

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:24, archived)

So?

If he's fat, run around him and poke him. Writing bad poetry on websites ain't gonna increase his respect/fear for/of you.

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:24, archived)

But it does get everyone to laugh at him

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:25, archived)

Fair

Point

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:25, archived)

why don't you sew up his mouth and put him on a enforced diet then? You've got to be cruel to be kind?

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Toma_o, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:25, archived)

He'd just

eat through his nose

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:27, archived)

i'd pay money

to see that.

(martian, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:28, archived)

So..

.would I!! Then again he could liquidize it and snort it. All I can think of is Guacamole...

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Toma_o, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:30, archived)

You

deserved it.

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Wifey, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:29, archived)

I did not

All i did was said he smelt of wee.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:32, archived)

Pity

he didn't hit you harder.

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Wifey, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:35, archived)