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# any
requests for a more paintmash?
sumthing rude
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:19, archived)
# A big guy called Sam?
Who is fat?

www.geocities.com/dellwho/fatsam.html

For inspiration
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:21, archived)
# ok
a fat man called sam it is
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:21, archived)
# You know,
I get the feeling that you're a bit of a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:21, archived)
# :-(
I'm just bitter 'cus he hit me
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:22, archived)
# with
his rhythm stick?
(Ellis, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:23, archived)
# With
a french dictionary
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:24, archived)
# So?
If he's fat, run around him and poke him. Writing bad poetry on websites ain't gonna increase his respect/fear for/of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:24, archived)
# No
But it does get everyone to laugh at him
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Fair
Point
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:25, archived)
# ..
why don't you sew up his mouth and put him on a enforced diet then? You've got to be cruel to be kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:25, archived)
# He'd just
eat through his nose
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:27, archived)
# i'd pay money
to see that.
(martian, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:28, archived)
# So..
.would I!! Then again he could liquidize it and snort it. All I can think of is Guacamole...
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:30, archived)
# You
deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:29, archived)
# I did not
All i did was said he smelt of wee.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Pity
he didn't hit you harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Tell you what ...
If you wanted to you could stop posting that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 12 May 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Leave Sam alone
go pick on someone your own size.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:25, archived)
# that fat sam thing ...
is gonna end in tears..
Bad man, I've known people top themselves for less
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:32, archived)
# A threadwasting
Silly chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:21, archived)
# How about a big fat cow ...
just a big big fat fat COW !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:21, archived)
# make sure it's just
a big big fat fat COW! though
(Ellis, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:22, archived)
# well here ya are
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:28, archived)
# is that JUST
a big big fat fat COW! I see a tree
(Ellis, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:29, archived)
# sadly it looks like a cow-dog
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:32, archived)
# it works for me anyway !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:33, archived)
# lovely paintmash
but I'm afraid it isn't fat enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:32, archived)
# fat enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:38, archived)
# hurray !
thanks, you've made my day !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 12 May 2003, 19:39, archived)