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# Poor little mite.


He has been struggling all night to get to the beach. Can somebody give him a little nudge please.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Aw...
I could make a tasty soup from him...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:26, archived)
# If by "nudge"
you really mean "put him into a delicious soup", then I'll be glad to help!
(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:26, archived)
# You are both very cruel.
He cant help it.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:27, archived)
# You'd
think rather than laying hundreds of eggs so that a few make it into the sea without being eaten they would nest nearer the sea !
Idiots !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:29, archived)
# If they nested in my Creuset saucepan
it would make things easier for all of us...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:38, archived)
# but what
about the thrill of the chase?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Ah.
the Annual Turtle Hunt. You're right, I wouldn't miss that for the world.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Aww
bless his little flippers !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:27, archived)
# .
he needs some kind of turbine attachment...

nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:28, archived)
# Hmmm.
It could give him an advantage in the sea too.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:34, archived)
# How about evolving
a nice pair of sharp scissors on his beak so that he can get out of fishing nets too?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Awwww
what a sweet little fella, how about giving him some rollerskates? :)
(hotrodzombie, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:31, archived)
# one turtle dessert comin right up....
( sharpens knives )
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:31, archived)
# hello all.
Guess what? Vanilla coke am really, really, really, really horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:32, archived)
# yes
fooking vile!

morning board btw!

Oh and yay the turtle power!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:33, archived)
# tastes
like coke when you floated vanila icecream in it.

mmmmmmmm but not as nice.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:37, archived)
# no
because a coke-float tastes nice, whereas vanilla coke... well... doesn't.

You need to have the texture as well as the flavour for a coke-float.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I
agree.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:45, archived)
# call
me a gypo but Asda do a lemon and lime one that is rather nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Hmm...
GGGGYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/12 year old
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:43, archived)
# thank
you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:44, archived)
# As is it's diet brethren
yeuck!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:00, archived)
# aaaaaaaawwww
can I keep him as a pet? please!!
I'll love him and hug him and squeeze him and tickle and cuddle....

/elmira
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Ok.
Just dont give him to the turtle soup crowd up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:37, archived)
# YAY!
*prepares to torture the poor little creature with too much love and atention
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:38, archived)
# "Turtle nudging"
that should have been in the euphamisms compo, shirley
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:36, archived)