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[challenge entry] Re-post for the comp
I've had a look and can't see any of the pictures of these... so there you go

Real life Spong

Clicky cause it's huge
I know it's GC, but who really cares?

From the Real world photoshopping challenge. See all 453 entries (closed)

(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:08, archived)
# I used to work with a bloke
called Les Spong - he was a health and safety consultant - 103% FACT
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:10, archived)
# There's a Spongs Antique shop
that I pass every day on my way to work. Makes me laugh every time I see it.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:11, archived)
# "cheap as chips"
arf
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Wow
consulting on health and safety is a big responsibility... did he have the aforementioned eye-disease?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:13, archived)
# heh yeah
everytime I walk post those posters, i think "I've seen that before...!"
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:11, archived)
# We did some real life spongs
at the unofficial b3ta bash last year. there are pictures, but strangely not in my collection...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:12, archived)
# So... when's the next bash?
Am I invited? Have I been here long enough?

don't eat me
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:14, archived)
# you don't need to be invited
and there is no set period of time.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:15, archived)
# there ya go again
spouting lies and mysterious gibberish again

naughty lurmp!!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:17, archived)
# ummm
but there really isn't a set period of time, and you really don't have to be invited.

All you have to do is turn up and go "hello."
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I don't think I want people to see me in real life
there's a very good reason I only have friends on the internet...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:19, archived)
# i recommend you browse some of the old bash photos
you can't possibly be any worse...
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:20, archived)
# You really are a snail
and we'll either put salt on you or shout at you for eating our azaleas?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Have you seen my profile?
I really do look like that
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:21, archived)
# wowsers
you'll fit right in then!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Either that
or cook him in lotsnlots of delicious garlic butter.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:32, archived)
# umm?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:22, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I can
barely understand a word he says most of the time.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:18, archived)
# i keep telling him
"lurmp, you gotta learn da ingrish man"
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:19, archived)
# well, thats just outrageous.
I make sense all the time!

In FACT, caravan elk persil automatic handle grabber! Fucknut wankabout in telephone assault biscuit! I don't need the matrons glare, I have all the beans I could stuff into a vauxhall viva!
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:20, archived)
# wow...
how many beans?
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:21, archived)
# one
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:23, archived)
# but it is absolutely massive
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:25, archived)
# no. its a normal bean
its just that that was all i could stuff into a vauxhall viva. I got bored after that one.
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:26, archived)
# You know what we need in a vauxhall viva...
(cue repost)
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:27, archived)
# monkeynuts
that is ball
(, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:22, archived)