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# there ya go again
spouting lies and mysterious gibberish again

naughty lurmp!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:17, archived)
# ummm
but there really isn't a set period of time, and you really don't have to be invited.

All you have to do is turn up and go "hello."
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I don't think I want people to see me in real life
there's a very good reason I only have friends on the internet...
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:19, archived)
# i recommend you browse some of the old bash photos
you can't possibly be any worse...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:20, archived)
# You really are a snail
and we'll either put salt on you or shout at you for eating our azaleas?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Have you seen my profile?
I really do look like that
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:21, archived)
# wowsers
you'll fit right in then!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Either that
or cook him in lotsnlots of delicious garlic butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:32, archived)
# umm?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:22, archived)
# arf!
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I can
barely understand a word he says most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:18, archived)
# i keep telling him
"lurmp, you gotta learn da ingrish man"
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:19, archived)
# well, thats just outrageous.
I make sense all the time!

In FACT, caravan elk persil automatic handle grabber! Fucknut wankabout in telephone assault biscuit! I don't need the matrons glare, I have all the beans I could stuff into a vauxhall viva!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:20, archived)
# wow...
how many beans?
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:21, archived)
# one
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:23, archived)
# but it is absolutely massive
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:25, archived)
# no. its a normal bean
its just that that was all i could stuff into a vauxhall viva. I got bored after that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:26, archived)
# You know what we need in a vauxhall viva...
(cue repost)
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:27, archived)
# monkeynuts
that is ball
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 10:22, archived)