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# are you a real man?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:05, archived)
#
he's definitely a real fish
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)
# is that like
a real doll?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:07, archived)
# not really
but don't tell anyone or they'll all want one (maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:09, archived)
# depends
do unreal men do their own washing up?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)
# i did mine this morning
and the laundry. i didn't use fabric conditioner though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)
# evil stuff
expensive, bad for the environment, and above all, YOU DON'T NEED IT

it's the hair conditioner of, er, fabric
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)
# totally agree
and it gives dolphins cellulite
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:24, archived)