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# but you're not a fat minger...
i am now jacking this thread to tell you all how blue peter i am.

i have just gone to do my washing, using those powder-tablet thingybobs. i discovered i am sans little net thing that is apparently required. i just made a net out of a pair of old fishnet tights and some elastic. i rule.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# yes you do
although fishnet stockings would have gained bonus points.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I want someone
to make fishnet stockings that have solid material over the toe - I hate it when my toes get stuck through the holes...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:23, archived)
# mine do
they're red.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:24, archived)
# actually
i've just checked them, and that's a total lie.

the tights i destroyed to make my net did, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# you could go to M&S
and get sheer skin coloured ankle highs and wear them under the fishnets?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# now that
is a fantastic idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# yey for me!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:33, archived)
# indeed...
in fact, here's a wooyay just for that idea
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# uuuhhh....
JEOMK!
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# JEOMK?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:45, archived)
# yeah, JEOMK.
JEOMK
(thanks to theonion.com)
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:58, archived)
# very very ace
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Hmmm...
Smaller mesh might be a solution...

Pounding your toes with a mallet might also help, but would defeet the purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 18 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# a mallet?
that's a bit too kinky, even for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Wasn't intended as such...
Simply a possible resolution.

The solution must come from within.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 18 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# i considered the stockings
but the tights were more worn out so i decided to destroy them instead.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:23, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# oh i have some of them
not worn them though
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# any pics
of the new purple hair yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:34, archived)
# do you know my webcam address?
well there's a pic on there now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I did
I shall look for it later :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Well done,
here, have a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:24, archived)
# is it
a blue peter badge?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Yes*

*I stole it from a small child.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# wow, how very versatile you are!
have a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I've been a bit blue peter today as well
I made tie as a bithday present for my friend who likes Primal Scream, it has their logo stencilled on it now!
But i'm covered in fabric paint.
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:45, archived)