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[challenge entry] Oh my God...

...that meme is just, like, so last February!

From the X-Ray Vision challenge. See all 238 entries (closed)

(son of crazymum, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:05, archived)
# i wouldn't
oh i would
wouldn't
would
wouldn't
WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:06, archived)
# inside every fat minger,
theres a beautiful woman waiting to get a shag*.





*THIS IS A LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 15:07, archived)
# which part
is the lie?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# the little star.
"*"


hes a lying little bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# will need proof
for it being a lie
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Inside every fat minger
are a lot of cream cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# I don't
even like cream cakes...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# you're not a fat minger, so it doesnt matter.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I beg
to differ... I make Dawn French look svelte...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# you're not skinny
but you're still no minger, now hush or I might not spank you.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:17, archived)
# honestly
its not what you are its what you do with it...
and you are no fat minger.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Well said
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:19, archived)
# ok...
maybe I don't quite make "minger" status...

I'm just feeling a bit bleurgh, my best friend's getting married soon and she's been at the gym and stuff and she's going to look fantastic and I'm not.

Edit: hence my plan just to go ahead and get pregnant again and not worry about getting toned up again until I'm finished having babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# that's ok
'cause he's not talking about you - he said "minger" and everyone knows B3ta Chicks are Hot™

how about no cakes, just cream?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# are you
offering me your cream?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:15, archived)
# shaving cream.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sun 18 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# maybe
after all, I don't use it but she does...

*cough* allegedly *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:18, archived)
# I use
shaving gel actually
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:18, archived)
# tea, meet keyboard
keyboard, this is tea.
(martian, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# possibly...
are you trying to seduce me, Mrs Robinson?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Mrs Robinson???
you're more than three years older than me!!! : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:17, archived)
# hehehehe
ok, so that makes me Mr Robinson?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# but you're not a fat minger...
i am now jacking this thread to tell you all how blue peter i am.

i have just gone to do my washing, using those powder-tablet thingybobs. i discovered i am sans little net thing that is apparently required. i just made a net out of a pair of old fishnet tights and some elastic. i rule.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:20, archived)
# yes you do
although fishnet stockings would have gained bonus points.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I want someone
to make fishnet stockings that have solid material over the toe - I hate it when my toes get stuck through the holes...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:23, archived)
# mine do
they're red.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:24, archived)
# actually
i've just checked them, and that's a total lie.

the tights i destroyed to make my net did, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# you could go to M&S
and get sheer skin coloured ankle highs and wear them under the fishnets?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# now that
is a fantastic idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# yey for me!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:33, archived)
# indeed...
in fact, here's a wooyay just for that idea
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# uuuhhh....
JEOMK!
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# JEOMK?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:45, archived)
# yeah, JEOMK.
JEOMK
(thanks to theonion.com)
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:58, archived)
# very very ace
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Hmmm...
Smaller mesh might be a solution...

Pounding your toes with a mallet might also help, but would defeet the purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 18 May 2003, 15:29, archived)
# a mallet?
that's a bit too kinky, even for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Wasn't intended as such...
Simply a possible resolution.

The solution must come from within.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 18 May 2003, 15:43, archived)
# i considered the stockings
but the tights were more worn out so i decided to destroy them instead.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:23, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# oh i have some of them
not worn them though
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# any pics
of the new purple hair yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:34, archived)
# do you know my webcam address?
well there's a pic on there now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I did
I shall look for it later :)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Well done,
here, have a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:24, archived)
# is it
a blue peter badge?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Yes*

*I stole it from a small child.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:28, archived)
# wow, how very versatile you are!
have a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:25, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:27, archived)
# I've been a bit blue peter today as well
I made tie as a bithday present for my friend who likes Primal Scream, it has their logo stencilled on it now!
But i'm covered in fabric paint.
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:45, archived)
# just the one?
/ab_fab
(martian, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Re: inside every fat minger,
there's a thin girl and an awful lot of chocolate...
(indiedan, Sun 25 May 2003, 13:44, archived)
# He he
made me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# it's not
a 'HE'

clearly
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:10, archived)
# you're not
helping
(martian, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Sure about that?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Proof...
We are all beautiful on the inside.

/preach

/parp
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sun 18 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# arf!
arf!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:08, archived)
# makes me feel sorry for her
still wouldn't cause you have to go through the outside to get to the inside, but I do feel sorry for her now
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sun 18 May 2003, 15:11, archived)