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# that is ace.
On a related note, the pitch fork in that painting has always bugged me.

The tines look far too flimsy to be of any use. Surely the first load of hay hefted with that fork would cause bending and/or possibly breaking in the tine area.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:39, archived)
# the pitch fork has always buggered you?
ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# no.
had I writed buggered then yours would have been a correct reply. However, I wrote bugged. Since the word I wrote lackes ths additional er, there is no comedy value.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I stand corrected.
and feel all the better for it.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# you're welcome
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:48, archived)
# you'd better tuck that back in
it might offend.

Having utilised such a farming utensil myself as a kid, I can assure you that loose hay presents no kind of problem. It's when the stuff you are shifting is caked in horse and cow shit that they start to get bent out of shape.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# that's my number one
pitchfork concern, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# how heavy do you think hay is?
(psausage76, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:43, archived)
# well I'd say
100Kg or hay is just about as heavy as 100Kg of lead.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:46, archived)
# exactly my point,
thats how hay can be used to prevent radiation in rabbit hutches.
(psausage76, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# wahey
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 22 May 2003, 12:47, archived)
# weigh-hay?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# 4 ft 10.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:52, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 22 May 2003, 13:15, archived)
# it's heavier
than you think
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 22 May 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Do you think this particular neurosis is related to the fact that
you have skinny legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Easy mistake to make.
That's not a hay-type fork, it's for spiking froggies. So the tines'd be perfect for that. In fact, said fork inspired a Lindisfarne song. Can you guess?
(Sybil 'n' Tess, Thu 22 May 2003, 12:51, archived)