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# b&q's latest
'impressed neighbour' range?
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# They have gone quiet.
I really impressed them this morning by using an angle grinder to sharpen the edge of an 18" tyre lever, then I cocked up the petroil mixture of my strimmer. Dense fug of blue two-stroke fumes issued forth.
The smoke from the fire was dense, pallid grey, cloying and stinky.

I have just added 1 gallon of used engine oil. Although still grey, it now has an interesting blue tinge to it, and little streamers of carbon are falling all around.
I hate my neighbours, and hope they all choke to death.
I think they hate me.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)
# I suspect that you are right.
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(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# nice
hey we have real life arsonist on the board.(besides crab bloke)
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)
# isn't every red blooded male a pyromaniac?
maybe not an arsonist... but definitely in favour of burning stuff and blowing things up.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)
# i used to work with moonbadger
he could light water....

top bloke all round, just don't let him smell parafin.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)
# I don't need to smell it.
My willie tingles at the mere mention of readily combustable mid-fractions.
When we gonna do the bio-dee engine?. Not heard from blokie for a while.
(, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)